Tuesday, 14 January 2014

The Complete List of Golden Kitty Award Winners for 2013

Awards season is upon, folks. Emmy's, People's Choice, Golden Globes, SAG Awards, BAFTAs and the Oscars… Tis' the season of Tina Fey & Amy Poehler and their hosting duties that make ratings soar for a night, bringing in 20.9 million viewers, a 10-year high for the broadcast. Um…hello, #GIRLPOWER. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/tv-ratings-golden-globes-bring-670373





And of course…Thank you, Jennifer Lawrence, for always being so honest..





Always in fashion, "The Lesbian Lounge with Denise & Donna" is no stranger to awards season. In fact, for the last 4 years, we've done a year-end compilation of our past shows and dished out the very prestigious "Golden Kitty Awards"--



The actual podcast of the Golden Kitty Awards Show is available on iTunes and Podbean as of January 13th, 2014.

Here is the complete list of WINNERS and the Honourable Mentions -in order as presented on the show (links at the bottom, for your listening pleasure!)





SHOW STUFF:


BEST OVERALL SURPRISE MOMENT: The L-Fest Intro that Lucy & Mandy Burton made for us

BIGGEST BUST OF A CONTEST: The 'Horse" Look-A-Like contest.

BEST NEW ADDITIONS:  Movies a' la Queer -fast-paced movie reviews from Sara, and the hilarious 'Lesbianisms' from BoundMag.com 

BEST DRINK: Arizona Stinger: Sweet Tea, Lemon, Absolute Citron, splash of O.J. and... Donna discovers Pear Mint Cider in England.

BEST "GETTING TO KNOW YOU" - Lucy & Mandy Burton & Julie's, and Honourable Mention to GoldstarDyke Kelly & Jen

BEST IN-STUDIO GUEST: Faye Carmona of BoundMag.com

BEST CALL-IN GUEST:  Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard, Honorable Mention: Christine O'Leary

BEST "VICKI" SURPRISE PROJECT: The Lego Bacon Video

BEST TLL VISIT: Jo Schmooze aka: Jo Seale

BEST "ASK THE DOUBLE D's" MOMENT: From April 23rd, 30-yr old Louise rents a house with a platonic lesbian friend who's having hygiene issues, Louise suspects, due to the 'stinky vag smell that lingers in the bathroom'..From Sept 4th Debbie writes in asking of she should dump her bi sexual girlfriend who stole her credit card.

BEST "PEE MOMENT": Donna on stage at L- Fest after sniffing Lara King's arm pit

BEST LOCAL EVENT (U.S.): "Hoo Hoo's, Coochies & Treasure Chests- A Vagina Conference"- South FL

BEST LOCAL EVENT (U.K.): "Polari- Gay Author Literary Salon" - London - Honorable Mentions: Bah Humbuggers with VG Lee & Rose Collis

BEST LESBIAN EVENT OVERALL:  L- Fest 2013

BEST LIVE MUSIC MOMENT: The Women's Performance Tent at Brighton Pride

BEST LISTENER MOMENT:  Coopie Cooper interviews Dana Goldberg in Columbus, Ohio on behalf of Denise & Donna.

BEST AWARD TLL RECV'D: Ultimate Planet Award for Best Radio Show to us from Planet-London.com

BEST AWKWARD TURTLE MOMENT: Donna: at L-Fest "Any Jews in the house? Where are my Jews?" --Silence.  Denise: to Jill Bennett: "Weren't you in Star Trek?"

BEST FOOD MOMENT: The Meat Fest Backyard BBQ in England

WORST SHOW MOMENT:  Hazel's cat Lucy's poo nugget on Denise's laptop during the show

BEST SHOW SOUND BYTE:  Denise's mother, "frontal air"-  a queef, and the "shot glass" reading by Marlene & Rick on the air.

BEST SHOWS (BEST CHAT ROOM OVERLOAD & DOWNLOADS) Jill Bennett, Grey Matter, Dana Goldberg, and Cathy DeBuono

BEST INTERACTIVE LISTENERS:  Hannah Mae from the Philpines, Ayla Chickie, Melissa Wilfong


SOCIAL MEDIA SCENE:

BEST LGBT SOCIAL GROUP: www.Planet London.com and Honorable Mentions: L Fest Solo's and the Dining D's of Brighton

BEST ALTERNATIVE/TRANS/GENDER QUEER BLOGwww.NobodyPasses.blogspot.co.uk

BEST SOCIAL BLOG:  www.ItsFemmeFace.com  - a spin off from Effi Mae's original blog: FisForr.com  and   www.itsanewlesbian.blogspot.com ;

BEST NEW LESBIAN SITES:  www.SoNotStraight.com and www.EveryoneIsGay.com ;

BEST LESBIAN SOCIAL APP: www.Dattch.com and Honorable Mention: WingMa'am.com

BEST TRANS SUPPORT BLOG/WEBSITE/RESCOURCE: www.transkidspurplerainbow.org ;


WEB & FILM, TV & MEDIA:

BEST FILM: (Full length): Cloudburst & Honorable Mention: Stud Life

BEST SHORT FILM: (7 Minutes) "She Said, She Said" - with Marisa Tomei

BEST NEW PODCAST: CHANGE OF ADDRESS- Sandra D Sanchez (now on iTunes)

BEST LGBT PODCAST: Out in South London- Rosie Wilby, Honourable Mention to Out In Brighton- Kathy Caton

BEST DIRECTOR: Nicole Conn

BEST AUTHOR: VG Lee

BEST WEB SERIES: (comedy) Second Shot & (drama) Nikki & Nora with honourable mention to "Kiss Her I'm Famous"

BEST TV/STREAMING SERIES: Orange is the New Black 

HOT STRAIGHT GIRL WE WISH WAS GAY: Laura Prepon

BEST LESBIAN CONTENT WEBSITE: OneMoreLesbian.com, finally knocking AfterEllen into second place.

BEST ONLINE MAGAZINE: The Advocate at www.advocate.com & Honourable Mentions to: Epochalips.com & TheSeattleLesbian.com

BEST LESBIAN MAGAZINE YOU CAN HOLD IN YOUR HAND: SHE Magazine (US) and Diva Magazine (UK)

BEST LESBIAN ENTERTAINMENT & NEWS WEBSITE: Shewired.com

WORST TWEETER: Kate Moennig still holding the top spot

BEST TV GAY GUY COUPLE: Cam & Mitch

BEST GUY GAY IN REAL LIFE: Neil Patrick Harris

BEST TV LESBIAN COUPLE: Piper & Alex

WORST TV LESBIAN COUPLE: Whitney & Sada- Real L Word rejects, currently on Couples Therapy VH-1

BEST REAL LIFE LESBIAN COUPLE: Bridget McManus & Karmen Kregloe

BIGGEST TOOL OF 2013: Perez Hilton for being a self serving douchebag

WORST LESBIAN MOMENT OF THE YEAR:  "Lip Service" officially gets cancelled by BBC3


MORE GOOD STUFF

BEST LESBIAN TRAVEL: Sweet Travel (discoversweet.com) 

BEST ECO-GAY: Shannon Wentworth

BEST VISIONARY: Christin Mell of TelloFilms.com

BEST CHARITABLE WORK: Cindy Edwards & Laurie Kilby for the Peru Orphanage Ride to Paris, JD Danner for her support & dedication to the military troops

BEST LESBIAN TV COMEDIAN: Fortune Feimster & Kate McKinnon

WORST LESBIAN TV COMEDIAN:  (UK) Sue Perkins

BEST STAND-UP LESBIAN COMEDIAN: (U.S.) Dana Goldberg (U.K.) VG Lee & Jen Brister

BEST LESBIAN OWNED BUSINESS: (UK) Pretty Pink Pearl & (U.S.) Lucky Dog Leather

BEST "IT" GIRL: Jen Foster

BEST L-FEST BAND: GreyMatter & Honourable mentions to HeadsHearts, JoanOvArc, Hooker, Lazy Hammock

BEST NEWCOMER BAND:  Promise (UK)

BEST NEW MUSIC SPOTLIGHTS: Hannah Thomas and Sami Grisafe

BEST ALTERNATIVE BAND: Dollhouse Riot (Canada), Honourable Mention: Smiling Knife (UK)

BEST SINGER: Lori Michaels (U.S.) and Horse (U.K.)

BEST ACOUSTIC PERFORMANCE:  Nicky Mitchell (UK)

BEST BAND OVERALL:  Eeek (U.K.)  and JD Danner (U.S.)



GOLDEN SHITTY:  SpacialNet Audio for directly causing our disaster in live broadcasting and... as always.our very first intern, who is a constant reminder of how crappy a person can be.


To those of you that have found yourself on this notorious list:




Download the show, share with friends, brag a whole lot, check your email for your Golden Kitty Award jpeg, and proudly shove that bad ass in everyone's face- print it out, hang it on your wall, put it on your website, your Facebook page, and tweet the shit out of it because you earned it, Winners!

Thank you from Denise, Donna, Vicki, Sarita & Julie - THE MYLESBIANRADIO.COM TEAM




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